Tough

As tough on crime as he is on squirrels. Nothing scares Danny Dyer.

Cute

Everyone thinks Danny Dyer is cute. Everyone. Honestly it would be weird if you didn't think he was cute.

Dog

Danny Dyer is a dog.

Constituents

“He's got a tiny nugget body.”

Nico Best Friend

“I always bark at this guy and he never barks back. Real class act.”

Rover Neighborhood Dog

“Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?”

Matt Roommate

In the News

Danny Dyer has made a splash with his bold neighborhood initiatives.

Local Dog Pees on Grass

Sep. 16th

Opting to keep the sidewalk clean, Danny Dyer peed on some grass earlier today. His commitment to eco-friendly walks is unmatched.

Danny Dyer Stands for Justice

Aug. 29th

He's really good at standing. He can do it for a long time.

Dog Shares Name with Actor

Jul. 2nd

Powerhouse doggo Danny Dyer has the same name as a guy who was in 1,150 episodes of EastEnders. The actor could not be reached for comment.

Vote for Danny Dyer

Danny Dyer hopes he can count on your vote, as soon as he figures out which office will permit dogs.